***Many of you have brought to my attention the fact I've been remiss in providing you with g-eye candy. I am a bad, bad girl. In an effort to make up for that -- and to brighten our day -- I present you with a series of happy pics.
Upper left, we have a lovely Brazilian boy of whom I'm quite fond. I can assure you, he is not Brazilian in all ways, because I had to crop the photo to play in Peoria. As it is, I just got a call from the Peoria city council over our next selection of pretty boys...
Ah, yes. As sure as there's Ellora's Cave, I knowz some of you loves you some brothers fantasies. So -- since men have their twin fantasies -- I thought I'd offer some for the girls on the right.
Below left, our braw Brazilian. Support the arts, I say!
Finally, when I saw this last photo of my Canna, I couldn't stop laughing. I mean, what was his manager thinking signing him on to this promotion? How many times do you think his fellow Azzuri footballers were, like, "Hey, Canna! Didja play hide the Salamini last night?" Talk about poor product promotion planning.
See, Bellas? Not only do you get a day of hotties, you get a day of uninspired, sophomoric humor. Don't say I never have your best interests at heart.
Well, I always do, actually, cause tomorrow we have a renown queen of erotica and erotic romance visiting! Portia Da Costa GuestBlogs Tomorrow, Fri, June 8 with a great blog and contest. I'll be on my way to Boston to visit family, but I know you'll show Portia and the hot men -- remember, Portia prefers hers with a little brawn and a lot of experience -- she brings along a great time.
Oh. A question...hmmmm. OK. What do you think of Brazilian waxes? Are you as chicken about them as me? Do you like em on guys? Have you ever said to the man in your life, "I'll get one when you do, okey dokey?"
Encore! Oh, I forgot to show you this from Forbes, "E-Bodice-Ripper."