Saturday, August 26, 2006

You Did WHAT In The Locker Room?
















I was just laughing over a post made by Kate Pearce, a Cheek author I met in Atlanta at RWA.

Kate comments: Love love love the ads of the Italian football team-almost passed out in the middle of Borders when I saw the first one in GQ magazine.

I wrote back that I wish I'd first seen it that way; it would have appealed to the exhibitionist in me. And that got me thinkin:

Where's the wildest location you've ever, well, you know?
Where would you like to that you haven't? Yet.

Canta, Bellas! After all, it's just between you and me...

Encore! Me? Not sure it's the wildest, but first that comes to mind begs the exclamation, "fore!"

Encore due! I haven't read Kate, but I like the way she thinks, and I sure do like me some cowboys. I'll give her men a try. But remember, Bellas, it's Cheek.

38 comments:

ev said...

Weeellll...... Here it is afternoon already and NO ONE has posted. Scared of the question??
Guess I'll go for it.

it's one of two places-one would be under the willow tree in my parents front yard about midnite one fine summer nite.

The other would be in the on base club, on the pool table while we were on duty. SOMEONE had to make sure the place was secured for the night.

Oh, wait, then there was the couch in the pilots lounge (better known as the Kindergarten) on another duty night.

::sigh:: I was a horny little devil way back when, wasn't I???

Vivi Anna said...

Hmm, where to begin...........LOL

On the washing machine while it was going, in the laundry room of my at-the-time boyfriend's parent's house...

In the stairwell of a high rise apartment building...

I gave my guy a BJ at night on the sidewalk along side a very busy road...he was standing, I was on my knees...

Hmm, I was kind of a you know when I was younger...LOL

Kate Pearce said...

Oh wow-me and the Italian football team all in one blog? It's a dream come true!

Just fyi, Virgin Black Lace have an anthology of short stories coming out in Feb next year called "Sex in Public"
(I have one in there called 'Cowboy Up')

And my most embarassing SIP encounter? hmm probably in my future-in-laws best front parlor just before the tea trolley arrived!

Julie in Ohio said...

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Oh. My. Bellas. You have some big cahonays (spelled wrong but you know what I mean).

I have made out in my parents basement but nothing exciting. We've christened every room in OUR house...when the kids have spent nights at grandparents.

Gee, I need to get an interesting life...

Julie in Ohio said...

Michelle, let me once again compliment you on your picture posting ability... :o)

MaryKate said...

Oooh, let's see. I've done it UATW in a bedroom while there were 50 people at my house for a party. Craziest SIP location? On a picnic table in the summer time at a park.

Michelle - Thank you again for the lovely pix! Really, thank you! Seriously.

rachd said...

Mmmmmm, team Italia and Dolce & Gabbana. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

Let's see, how 'bout in my bedroom with finace with father next door?? Or, couch in mom's living room, finishing while mom is on the way upstairs?

Never in a car--it just seems a little cramped to me.

Where would I like to? Water. I'd love to in a large body of water like a lake, pool, ocean, river, etc. No jetted tubs or hot tubs.

Also, in the woods. I'm a nature girl I guess.

Julie in Ohio said...

I've always wanted to do it in the back of a limo but anytime I've been in one there were always 4-6 other people or in an elevator but there are security cameras in them. I'm not that secure in myself... :\

Julie in Ohio said...

OOOHH, thanks for the reminder, Rach. I've done it in the woods. Dh grandma lives on outskirts of a metropark and he took me off the beaten trail...

Yay, I'm not a prude after all... :o)

MariaGeraci said...

Ok, I can't resist. It was many oons ago, but it was in the bathroom of my boyfriend's hospital room. He had just had surgery for a deviated septum (nose), still had an IV, but what can I say? We were in college and I came to bring him cookies and before I knew it, he had pulled me into the bathroom.

Love that cover, btw, Kate!

Stacy~ said...

Man I've lead a deprived life LOL. Most exciting was probably while staying at my grandparents' house - in the basement. No one but us was home anyways but I kept thinking someone would show up any minute. Family can definitely kill the moment.

Where I'd like to have it? Well I believe I have mentioned the desk at work. Actually anywhere at work where it's private but you can still hear people, does that make sense? There's just something about that environment that makes me wanna be naughty...

I once read a Sandra Brown book where the h/h almost do it against the wall of her house - sounds really appealing. And the elevator only if it got stuck - I don't want to give a show to anyone. Or maybe the movie theatre ala Diane Lane & Oliver Martinez in "Unfaithful", provided no one else was there. Oh, if only life was as exciting as my imagination...

Michele said...

In the winter, house was still being built and Opened to the frigid air. Christianed our new bedroom even before the drywall was even put up.

On a warmer adventure, it was at one of those places that make fantasy rooms. The JUNGLE room, complete with mirrors, leopard skin print wallpaper and a bed that hung by chains from the ceiling. Shame we never found out if the bed swung from wall to wall - rented by the hour, you know? LOL

ev said...

OMG Michele, thanks for the reminder of one I totally forgot (and there was no reason to forget it either, if you know what I mean!!)
Same guy and place (see 1st post) but in a new building going up near the end of a fighter jet runway, with the sun coming up. Ok, pulling security duty is boooorrrrrinnnnnggggg. At lease before 9/11 anyway. And let me just tell you all, that trying to do anything remotely romantic wearing combat boots is damn near impossible.

Louisa Edwards said...

Well, it was in college, so you can't really hold it against me. During a school festival that involved lots of sitting on the grass and drinking, we snuck away to play in one of the basement music practice rooms for about half an hour.
Co-ed Naked Piano Practice!

Julie in Ohio said...

Happy Sunday, Bellas!!

LOL, Louisa!

I should warn you all that I am taking notes on the best locations so please also include whether you were caught or not...*g* :P

ev said...

never been caught- YET!!!!

Julie in Ohio said...

hee,hee,hee...That's good to know, Ev... :o)

Vivi Anna said...

Hmm, that reminds me Stacy, I did do it up against a movie screen in an empty movie threater while the movie was playing....I used to work at a theatre.. ;-)

That was HAWT!!!!!

rachd said...

Vivi, do you remember the movie?? ;o)

Vivi Anna said...

Believe it or not, I think it was Wild Orchid with Mickey Rourke...LOL

rachd said...

Of *course* it would be! LOL! Hm, I can think of no better movie to make me want to...yeah, anyway, too funny!

Julie in Ohio said...

LMAO, Vivi!!!

Kay said...

The hot tub on an open balcony at a beach resort in Cancun. And that's all I'm saying.

Michelle Buonfiglio said...

Uh, ev, some of us think that having at it with a guy in combat boots is pretty freakin romantic no matter what the scenario. But I may have mentioned my mercenary fantasies.

What is with all you cheeky wenches? I go away for little overnite with dave, figuring I'd return to a blog chock FULL of details that will make the magic last well past our little jaunt, and, well, let me just say: I'm glad you finally started showin me the love, because I thought maybe my blog had been taken over by a bunch of misses just out of the schoolroom.

Raunch, Bellas, I want the raunch. :)

Oh, Loisa! Excellent. I had forgotten all about my music school days, a certain randy drummer, and sound-proof practice rooms. Again, the opera diva always did like her guys a little raunchy. Just don't tell my husband about this story, ok?

Michele, was your husband dressed as Elvis during the fantasy suite incident? Thank you, thankyouverymuch.

Vivi, frankly, I had expected a little nastier from you. Don't tell me you're blocking things out now that you're becoming a grown up? Who will i live through vicariously?

Now, I guess I could tell you a little more about our overnight...

Michelle Buonfiglio said...

Kay, sounds good,you just didn't mention how many men... deets, Bella.

Stacy, when are we going to hear a real live story about you and Geoff the Mechanic? I'm picturing him al fresco, cept for a big ol toolbelt and a pair of workboots. Don't MAKE me assign you homework... :)

Mariageraci, welcome! It sounds absolutely trashy to me! Props, Bella. Sounds like your cookies hit the spot; I'm guessing his sinuses were pretty gosh darn clear after that.

Rach, it was very heady wasn't it, those days of youth, gettin hot in the basement, etc. I think lots of folks end up fetishin on it and just get off on the exhibition, SIP thing cause of that exhiliration.


Marykate! 50 people at your party. That's so exciting in a "Hart to Hart" kind of way! I like your style, and salute your husband for his unflappability. Oh, that didn't sound like I meant it. I meant his ability to focus and make it happen in that situation. You both have my undying approbation! Cent anni!

NOW, I heartily accept your thanks for posting the Bellos from azzuri. I am obsessed, and have myriad "post-match locker-room fantasies" about him.

ev said...

Michelle- it's not so romantic or hot- but it is downright funny- when you are both wearing the damn things. Along with utility belts and all the crap on them and pants that button all the way up.

Michelle Buonfiglio said...

Oh, ev, please let me have my fantasy... I was thinkin he was wearing only the boots; for the traction and all, is all's I'm sayin.

Stacy~ said...

OMG day-amn Vivi, you are my idol! LOL. Seriously, that is very hawt!

Now Queen Bella's doling out homework assignments??? I'm never good under pressure (why I don't like the thought of getting caught in the act)- I was only an average student. But I'm working on it. Geoff's been m.i.a. lately. I need a bit (a lot!) of Vivi courage and a whole bunch of 'ritas to bring it up (beg). I just need to get the guy in my stratosphere for more than 30 seconds....cuz that ain't gonna cut it. And please don't make me laugh....I don't think he'd appreciate it.

Vivi Anna said...

Hmm, I think I used all my Vivi courage when I was younger...now, now I'm just looking for a quick f*&^ in the front seat of the car! ;-)

Kay said...

Just one man, but oh my, what a man! We'd been on the beach all day and were sweaty and sandy. We began with a nice bubble bath, washing each other and progressed from there. So sexy to hear the surf below us and see the moon and stars overhead. And who knows if anyone saw us. If they did, they didn't peek and tell. Who knows? Maybe we inspired someone else to take advantage of that balcony spa tub.

Kay said...

>>I'm picturing him al fresco

Doesn't that mean outdoors? Of course, outdoors in nothing but a pair of workboots and that big ole toolbelt (with one very special tool ready to use :wink, wink: ) does make a nice little mental picture.

Michelle Buonfiglio said...

Ah, thanks for the visuals, Kay. You're right, al fresco does have that definition, but I've coopted it for our Lexicon of Love to mean a snaxy guy in the nude.

But having him al fresco and al fresco, works for me.

Stace, non'ja worry. Your assignment is pass/fail. And failure is not an option.

Really, Vivs, who doesn't want a quick go of it in the front seat?

Kay said...

Ohhhhhhhh. You're talking about Al. Al Fresco, the Italian guy. Gotcha! I so enjoy seeing Al au naturale. :wink, nudge:

rachd said...

Ev, when only *one* of you is wearing the BDUs and combat boots, life is much more interesting. ;o)

Hubby is former enlisted AF, and boy did we have fun with those buttons and combat boots--man at my mercy, LOL!

Michelle, I can't go into too much detail--what if Jess is lurking?? It might scar her for life to picture her *sister* doing *those* things! *wink* *wink*

rachd said...

LOL, Kay! =)

MaryKate said...

Michelle, Michelle, Michelle, that wasn't my husband, bella, that was my college boyfriend. I don't have any good sex stories about my ex husband, this the "ex-ness!" LOL!!

Julie in Ohio said...
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rachd said...

Just checking in before I leave. Have fun! =)