Pollyanna here writes Romance: B(u)y the Book for a general audience; all column content gotta play in Peoria, ya feel me?
That ain't the case here, Bellas.
So leave your "Oh! But I love my husband too much, blah blah blah" self at the door and dish:
Name the romance novel hero with whom you'd most wanna make passionate, sweaty, do-me-up-against-the-wall love all night long?
And for some snaxy inspiration:
Encore! Nathan Kamp.